Mile Out Private offshore club

A very serious private maritime institution

One mile offshore.
An unreasonable amount of ceremony.

Mile Out Club takes consenting couples to sea for a private romantic undertaking, then returns them to shore with the quiet confidence of people who now belong to an organization that had no sensible reason to exist until now.

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For adults 21+. Trip drives the boat. You provide the questionable life choice.

The white and red Cal T/4 sailboat at her marina slip
THE ACTUAL VESSEL Twenty-four feet of documented intent. No stock mega-yacht has been substituted.

A rigorously over-administered date

The premise is ridiculous. The standards are not.

We have taken a private joke between adventurous couples and burdened it with procedures, eligibility rules, a captain, and a tasteful membership credential.

Discreet to a bureaucratic degree

Minimal guest data, private communication, and no public recognition unless you specifically request the administrative spectacle.

Captain Trip has authority

Trip decides what is safe, where the boat goes, and when everyone returns. Romance has no vote in navigation.

Membership is officially unnecessary

You receive a tasteful record of an achievement no government recognizes and most friends should hear about selectively.

View over the bow of the Cal T/4 while offshore
Trip's office. He has agreed to face forward.

Captain Trip

The adult assigned to this operation.

Trip runs the vessel, watches the weather, handles navigation, and maintains a professional lack of curiosity. His job is to get you one mile out and safely back. Your job is to avoid making his job interesting.

Meet Trip and inspect the boat

Founding voyages

Help establish a completely unnecessary tradition.

Charter windows and founding-member invitations are being organized with more seriousness than the premise deserves.

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